Monday, May 3, 2010
Just For Fun-Horse Terminology
Event Prospect=Big Fast Horse
Dressage Prospect=Big Slow Horse
Hack Prospect=Pretty Color
Sporting Prospect=Short Fast Horse
Camp Prospect-Fast Horse that can turn
Endurance Prospect=Fast Horse which will turn sometimes
Flashy=White Socks
Attractive=Bay
15.2=14.3
16.2=15.3
To a loving home=Expensive
To Show Home Only=Very Expensive
Needs Experienced Rider=Potentially Lethal
Elegant=Thin
In Good Condition=Foundered
Free Moving=Bolts
Quiet=Lame in both front legs
Dead Quiet=Lame in all 4 legs
Good in Traffic(Bombproof)=Lame all round,Deaf and Blind
Loves Kids=kicks and bites
Pony Type=small and Hairy
Arab type=Looks startled
TB type=Looks terrified
QH type=Fat
Warmblood type=big and hairy
Draft type=Big and exceedingly hairy
Easy to catch=very old
Must Sell=Wife left home and took kids
All offers Considered=I am in traction for 6 months
Reluctant to sell=Sale comes with a deed to the Golden Gate Bridge
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