Argentina: a country were babies are born with polo mallets in their hands.
Barn Sour: Something that happens to grooms near the end of the season.
Colic: stomach pains in players resulting from pre-game nerves.
Divot: a turf-like object the ball finds the moment you start to swing.
El Dorado: a club in California or the car you sell when you start buying horses.
Fence: boards nailed to posts for horses to eat.
Gallop: a gait your horse willingly performs only on the way back to the barn.
Head-Shy: paranoia of porta-potties.
Injury: if you haven't had at least 4 broken bones you are not playing hard enough.
Jerseys: shirts with numbers that are hard to see from the sidelines.
Knee Guards: something to wear for polo or if you owe the mob money.
Lame: an accusation directed towards the umpires.
Manure Spreader: a low goal player who talks a bigger game than he plays.
Near Side: the opposite of "O"(to right).
Off Side: the opposite of "N"(to left).
Pony: most seem to be named "Whoa Damm It".
Quarter Cracks: snide remarks about players who ride Quarter Horses.
Reins: liquid which pours from the sky right around game time.
Stall: something players seem to do before trophy presentation.
Tack Room: a place to store things tht you may never find again.
Umpire: a mounted official with perfect vision from 100 yards away.
Vet-Out: the message you get when you call him in an emergency.
Withers: the reason men don't like to ride bareback.
X: the mark your horse can never stop on.
Yell: something you can't do toward the umpire.
Zoo: a place for animals. In this case, 8 with four legs and 8 with 2 legs.
